Hi, all,

To attone for my depressing post earlier:

*Do* try this at home.  Responses from my friends have had me giggling all 
day today.


Subject: Stinky Liverbrains


    You, your kids or grandkids might enjoy this.

    Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, 

    you need some silliness to break up the day. Here 

    is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your 

    funny name. The following is an excerpt from a 

    children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous 

    Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey: 

    The evil Professor forces everyone to assume 

    new names... 

    

    Use the third letter of your first name to 

    determine your NEW first name: 

    

    a = stinky 

    b = lumpy 

    c = buttercup 

    d = gidget 

    e = crusty 

    f = greasy 

    g = fluffy 

    h = cheeseball 

    i = chim-chim 

    j = poopsie 

    k = flunky 

    l = booger 

    m = pinky 

    n = zippy 

    o = goober 

    p = doofus 

    q = slimy 

    r = loopy 

    s = snotty 

    t = falafel 

    u = dorkey 

    v = squeezit 

    w = oprah 

    x = skipper 

    y = dinky 

    z =zsa-zsa 

    

    Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of 
your 

    NEW last name: 

    

    a = diaper 

    b =toilet 

    c = giggle 

    d = bubble 

    e = girdle 

    f = barf 

    g = lizard 

    h = waffle 

    i = cootie 

    j = monkey 

    k = potty 

    l = liver 

    m = banana 

    n = rhino 

    o = burger 

    p = hamster 

    q = toad 

    r = gizzard 

    s = pizza 

    t =gerbil 

    u = chicken 

    v = pickle 

    w = chuckle 

    x = tofu 

    y = gorilla 

    z = stinker 

    

    Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of 
your 

    NEW last name: 

    

    a = head 

    b = mouth 

    c = face 

    d = nose 

    e = tush 

    f = breath 

    g = pants 

    h = shorts 

    i = lips 

    j =honker 

    k = butt 

    l = brain 

    m = tushie 

    n = chunks 

    o = hiney 

    p = buscuits 

    q = toes 

    r = buns 

    s = fanny 

    t = sniffer 

    u = sprinkles 

    v = kisser 

    w = squirt 

    x = humperdinck 

    y = brains 

    z = juice 

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