Smurph! GET A JOB PLEASE! You are killing us here. Your talents are wasted on us mere JMDL'ers. The world needs your twisted humor. More than ever now. Laughing myself silly
Paz on 12/18/01 6:39 PM, [EMAIL PROTECTED] at [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > For Hell, with love :-) > > > Dingo of Heart and Mind > > I am a dingo of heart and mind > With time on her paws > No pups to whelp > You come to me like a neutered male > And I give you my growls and my yelps > You think I'm like your mongrels > Or other Labradors or a Yorkie > Or the pooch of your dreams > Or just another silly cur > When love makes a fool of me > After the rush when you nail some hound > You're always disappointed > Nothing seems to keep you high > Start your barking > Strain your leashes > Squirt your hydrants > Fuck your terriers > Don't it leave you on the empty side? > I'm looking for affection and respect > A little carrion > And you want sniffs of rear ends -- nothing more > That's what I think > But you know I'll try to be there for you > When your testes start to stink > All this talk about alpha males now > It must be the start of the latest style > Is it all your tricks and turds > Or do you really feel it? > Do you really bark? > Do you really pant? > Do you really howl > When you howl? > You criticize and you flatter > You imitate the best > And the rest you memorize > You know the times you impress me most > Are the times when you don't growl > When you don't even growl
