>A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother -
>"Mom, what's sex?"
>
>His mother cringed at the question but knew it would some day come.
>Believing in all the most modern educational theories, she gave him a
>detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject.
>
>When she had finished, the little lad produced an enrolment form which he had
>brought home from school and said -
>"Okay Mom... but how am I going to get all that into this one little
square!?"