> > > RELIGIOUS PHILOSOPHIES OF THE WORLD IN A NUTSHELL > > >
> > > Catholicism: if shit happens, I deserve it. > > > Protestantism: shit won't happen if I work harder. > > > Judaism: why does this shit always happen to me? > > > Buddhism: when shit happens, is it really shit? > > > Islam: if shit happens, take a hostage. > > > Hinduism: this shit happened before. > > > Hare Krishna: shit happens Rama Lama Ding Dong. > > > Rastafarianism: lets smoke this shit.
