Here's something to be grateful for -- The top ten Joni parodies I never wrote!
They go something like this . . .
#10. Taco Bell Lane
#9. Taming the Trousers
#8. Tex-Mex Kills
#7. Two Grey Roots
#6. Fat Man Who Farts and Whines
#5. In France They Piss on Main Street
#4. Scarey
#3. Free Man Ed Harris (with apologies to Amy Madigan)
#2. That Song About the Safeway
#1. Decapitate Vic Morrow
(Darn right!)
--Bob
