october 8!!!!! njc

[Wally Kairuz]

dear, beautiful, impossible love of my life: les ross.

i am in bed with a case of food poisoning (fever, the runs, etc). as i
believe that this ailment will get worse before it gets even worse, i am
sending a birthday notice one day in advance. however, as it is VERY unlucky
to say happy birthday before the actual day, this is all i will say.
so people remember les on the 8th, but don't even THINK of writing a BD
greeting before THE day.
wallyK, SICK