Bob's alternative songlist:

> 1. I Had a King of Kings
> 2. Tin Angel of the Lord
> 3. My Old Man - Jesus!
> 4. You Turn Me On, I'm a Radio that only plays bland Christian music
> 5. Free Man in Jerusalem
> 6. In France They Pass the Offering Plate
> 7. Otis & Mary Magdalena
> 8. Sex Kills, Jesus Saves
> 9. Urge For Going to Church
> 10. The Last Time I Saw Jesus >>
>  
ET's list:
>         Conversation With Madonna
>         Cold Blue Steel & Sweet Jesus
>         Woman Of Heart, Mind & Spirit
>         Help Me Lord
>         Harry's House of Worship
>         For Free Courtesy Of Gideon
>         Down To You God
>         Shades Of The Scarlet Harlot
>         Two Grey Rooms In Hell
>         A Strange Boy Is Saved
>         The Wolf That Lives In Sheeps Clothing
>         How Do You Stop An Abortion
>         Night In The City Of Sin
>         Wild Things Run Contrary To Christ
>         
>
LMAO!!! (Jack had to translate the "LOLROTF" :) 

I'll add some suggestions for headlines for the NY Post...

Joni Eats Madonna
Last Chance Of Friendship Lost
A Fist In The Sky
Stormy Weather Between Joni And Madonna
Don't Talk To Me - You're Too Dumb!
Be Cool, Joni!


Madonna interpreting Jonisongs...

I'LL Be Your Off Night Backstreet
My Secret Place Below The Waist
Sex Kills So Why Am I alive?
That Dream About The Runway


And a statement from Joni...

I'm Not To Blame - The Music Industry Is 


And last my wish for the future...

Songs To Aging Joni Come


;-D

Christina, the Danish

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