vet joke njc

[colin]

a man makes his money from perfroming private circumcisions.
he makes little purses out of them and sells them in a well heeled shop for #350(pounds).
A woman who was interested complained anout the 350 price tag.
ah, he said, but when you stroke it it turns into a suitcase'

my vet is glaswegian and rather like billy connonly-always has a story to tell.