Loved the pickle slicer joke.... here is my current favourite... A woman walks in to a cocktail bar and says to the barman "Hey, give me a Double Entendre" ........so he gave her one.......
Other current chuckle is a Polar bear walks into a pub and says " I will have a gin........................long silence.............and tonic" the bar man looks at the bear and says "Um why the big pause?" the bear replies......"well I am a polar bear".... Has anyone used the Parking God yet and got a result?