an elf was sitting on wall ,bent over, rocking back and forth, holding
his head.
A man could see him form the other side and couldn't make up hi smind
what he was seeing. So he went over to the elf.
'Excuse, me sir, but are you a goblin?' asked the man.
'No,' replied the elf,'I have a headache.'
What is green and smells of pork?
Kermit's middle finger.
- quick jokes and other persiflage!!! NJC Lucy Hone
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