Sarah wrote to Jim..... "Subject: Re: Lama NJC
Jim, what with Canada still being a member of the empire. . .oops, Commonwealth, one of our most potent weapons of mass destruction is the Queen of England. Even George Bush might think twice before taking on Saddam Hussein AND the Queen at the same time. " My reply.... OH the Queen...love the idea of her being a W of M D. We could send her to the desert to address the assembled Hussein supporters and she and Prince Phil could slowly walk around saying "Air Hellair, high chomming awf yoo too come, We yewsed to come hyah kemping wen may relatives were friendly with your leaders and it was wen yew all lieved in tents end hed those lovely camels... Indeed my husband and I hev still got some of the seddles thet were givin to us... Now I think yew should just give us back this bit of the desert end let us jolly nice people hev all the oil and ges. It will stop you from faiting end fainally put those ex-colonials from the Unated States in their places....HWAH HWAH HWAH HWAH " Actually we could send our royal family out to be a human shield, its about time they did something useful with their time!!! Princess Anne is supposed to be honorary commander of the Tank Regiment so why not make her earn her stripes... Edward was in the Marines (Oh yes he was ) and Charles and Andy Pandy were in the Navy.(and they both know how to fly helicopters).. What a wonderful way to abolish the monarchy.....send them to war!!! YAAAAHOOOOOO Sarah you are brilliant!!!!
