thanks my brother. We were discussing about our escapades in command jos. We sneaked to town about five of us one faithful night in the company of Philip Balami, Abdul Elaibor and co. we left for kwarafa cinema at about 9pm through the football field, close to the school main gate. Philip Balami is an expert, he would engage the security men in a happy discussion and while this is on we would take our leave . we do these every other day. One unfaithful day on our return trip at about 1am from kwararafa , the security guys spotted us and what i heard was kai kai, wa hay wa hay, men every other member of the gang took off in different directions just like when you chase more than three rats at a time but i was, for 5secs thinking of what to do, by the time i realize where to follow one arrow has moved ahead of me, men, i took off like a rocket from the school quadrangle straight to octopus house where i belong these guys chased me to the hostel but the luck i had was that i was a bit faster and soon as i got to the hostel with my canvass and everything on me i dive into my bed and covered myself with blanket breathing heavily. Not quite long they came in with their bow and arrow, i was peeping through the blanket hole as they were parading the hostel looking for the culprit, as soon as i spotted them my breath pumping reduced to the bearest minimum, well guys the rest na history.
--- On Sat, 8/23/08, Taiwo Akinosho <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: From: Taiwo Akinosho <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] WHEN GRANDMA WENT TO COURT To: [email protected] Date: Saturday, August 23, 2008, 3:35 AM Mr. T, dat was rib cracking. i think i heard it b4 but it felt fresh again. i would advice us not to ask our seniors if they know us. Nice one. "There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way." - Christopher Morley " He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb" ----- Original Message ---- From: TUNDE OKIKIOLU <tunde_okikiolu@ yahoo.com> To: joscommandos@ yahoogroups. com Sent: Saturday, August 23, 2008 12:54:15 AM Subject: [Jos Commandos] WHEN GRANDMA WENT TO COURT Dear Friends, Please be careful when choosing a witness. When Grandma went To Court Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.' The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?' She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.' The defense attorney nearly died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'
