Who be this person?What set is he from?We have settled stuff like this.So please say something else.It was not suppose to be a mathematics class it was suppose to tell you how mean........HR personnel are.So Mr. Chike Obi keep your advice to yourself sir.Enjoy the thread. Please let the egg heads and the whiz kids not dampen our kiddies thinking here. Cheers Kester Buzugbe '84 set
----- Original Message ---- From: Ebifemi Steve <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: [email protected] Sent: Friday, 29 August, 2008 2:23:16 PM Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR? THIS JOKE IS NOT FOR INTELLECTUALS LIKE EX-COMMANDOES, IT DIDNT TAKE ME A SECOND TO FIGURE IT OUT THAT THE ARITHMETIC WAS NOT CORRECT. please lets post reasonable jokes not just anything we find around the internet. no offence bro. ----- Original Message ---- From: TUNDE OKIKIOLU <tunde_okikiolu@ yahoo.com> To: joscommandos@ yahoogroups. com Cc: mutiu olawale <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com>; chuks elumeze <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com>; abiola akindele <deleabi_mavlinpro@ yahoo.com>; David Eshemitan <relativist1@ gmail.com>; kayode ogunsalu <ogunsalu2000@ yahoo.com> Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2008 10:26:57 PM Subject: [Jos Commandos] what is HR? Understand what is HR After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to His HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying. My friend, you have not worked here for even one day. The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain. Manager:- How many days are there in a year? Man:- 365 days and some times 366 Manager:- how many hours make up a day? Man:- 24 hours Manager:- How long do you work in a day? Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day. Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours? Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third) Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days? Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days) Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends? Man:- No sir Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends? Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have? Man:- 18 days. Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining? Man:- 4 days Manager:- Do you work on New Year day? Man:- No sir! Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day? Man:- No sir! Manager:- So how many days are left? Man:- 2 days sir! Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )? Man:- No sir! Manager:- So how many days are left? Man:- 1 day sir! Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day? Man:- No sir! Manager:- So how many days are left? Man:- None sir! Manager:- So, what are you claiming? Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing Company money all these days. Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!! Have a Nice Day. HR = HIGH RISK Think Green!!! Please consider your environmental responsibility before printing this e-mail. Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger .yahoo.com Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger.yahoo.com
