Kester nice one. Since I contributed (started) to the last issue, Tunde abeg I
no sabi this guy oh!! Neither was he in my set. Abeg taiwo you seem to know
everyone. Who is this guy?
Steve your language was kinda rude. You did not have to respond like that. In
my opinion that was a good mail from Tunde. You probably were too fast or too
slow to get it. Funny though one would think you were trying to make some
humour aka Chike Obi....
Really, I think it was a good mail from Tunde and I feel really bad we are
now in the same group. Abeg, Kester this is a new dimension oh! :-)
Steve, probably you just joined this list. We have agreed not to make
negative comments like that. If you don't find a mail funny, intellectually
challenging, insightful,....etc, simply delete the mail and don't spoil the
happy energy in this forum. The last few days have been tremendous and we want
to continue that trend. You can throw in your opinions (i guess that was what i
did abi?) and let's discuss it but not to be that negative towards a well
intentioned mail.
Kester Buzugbe <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
Who be this person?What set is he from?We have settled stuff like
this.So please say something else.It was not suppose to be a mathematics class
it was suppose to tell you how mean........HR personnel are.So Mr. Chike Obi
keep your advice to yourself sir.Enjoy the thread.
Please let the egg heads and the whiz kids not dampen our kiddies thinking here.
Cheers
Kester Buzugbe '84 set
----- Original Message ----
From: Ebifemi Steve <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: [email protected]
Sent: Friday, 29 August, 2008 2:23:16 PM
Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR?
THIS JOKE IS NOT FOR INTELLECTUALS LIKE EX-COMMANDOES, IT DIDNT TAKE ME A
SECOND TO FIGURE IT OUT THAT THE ARITHMETIC WAS NOT CORRECT.
please lets post reasonable jokes not just anything we find around the
internet.
no offence bro.
----- Original Message ----
From: TUNDE OKIKIOLU <tunde_okikiolu@ yahoo.com>
To: joscommandos@ yahoogroups. com
Cc: mutiu olawale <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com>; chuks elumeze <[EMAIL PROTECTED]
com>; abiola akindele <deleabi_mavlinpro@ yahoo.com>; David Eshemitan
<relativist1@ gmail.com>; kayode ogunsalu <ogunsalu2000@ yahoo.com>
Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2008 10:26:57 PM
Subject: [Jos Commandos] what is HR?
Understand what is HR
After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been
promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company
is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to His HR Manager one
morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation.
The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying. My friend, you
have not worked here for even one day.
The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.
Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366
Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours
Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.
Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)
Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)
Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sir
Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days
Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days
do you now have?
Man:- 18 days.
Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that14
days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Man:- 4 days
Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!
Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!
Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- None sir!
Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing Company
money all these days.
Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
Have a Nice Day.
HR = HIGH RISK
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