Tunde pls upload ur pixs here 4 our benefit cos most of the albums are not often updated. As 4 Ebifemi,i know him.u can see check members. --- In [email protected], TUNDE OKIKIOLU <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Hi Taiwo, > > This is the domain where i unwind after a hard day job, reading mails from fellow commando, cos we are actually one family a lot can be achieved from our contributions, help people get together, job- wise, rendering assistance and all that no man is an island. We are all great people and as such we should behave. > Taiwo, see Kester he is our anchor man in PH, and we have Mike Agana these are my seniors though. > I am of 86 set, octopus house, check out my pix on facebook and official wise see me on www.mavlinprojects-ng.com this is my little empire. > > Guys lets catch our fun and no ill feelings > > cheers, > > Tunde Okikiolu > > --- On Fri, 8/29/08, Taiwo Akinosho <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > From: Taiwo Akinosho <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR? > To: [email protected] > Date: Friday, August 29, 2008, 2:29 PM > > > > > > > > Guys,# > I was also struggling with who Ibifemi was. > I don't know him and he is yet to let us know. > I don't think its a function of set. As senior > Kester said WE ARE FAMILY. Tunde's > mail was very ok and as Daniel & Chike noted > this isn not a maths class. my thinking exactly. > > I chose not to comment too fast before it seems I > am emotional about Tunde or the mailing list. > > I really feel we need to know more about Steve > because right now I have no clue really. > > I also don't know much about Tunde or many o us > apart from my set mates. > > I called Gabriel Bigwan during our last exchange and > it was ebarrassing to realize that he works in Shell. > I also work in Shell. Just imagine that. > > I am based in Port Harcourt and i am into the IT field. > Been quite an experience and I am currently on an MBA > program with Manchester Business School. Yes, the course > is online and quite a challenge. Yes, I am based in Port Harcourt > and no, there are no plans to kidnap me. > > I think what we do is very important because we never know > what we can do for each other. That is part of the spirit of > the mailing lists. > > So, who is next. I wanna hear from senior Tunde for sure and > hopefully Steve Ibifemi. Daniel & Akin, i guess for the others > benefit. And of course, my honourable seniors and others who > wanna share. > > Nice night guys, > Taiwo (92 Set) > > > > > > "There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way." - Christopher Morley > > " He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb" > > > > > > ----- Original Message ---- > From: Kester Buzugbe <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> > To: JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com > Sent: Friday, August 29, 2008 7:11:08 PM > Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR? > > > > > > I beg make una no punish am now.....i don warn am oooooo > > > > ----- Original Message ---- > From: John Akadang <johnakadang@ yahoo.com> > To: JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com > Sent: Friday, 29 August, 2008 7:00:11 PM > Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR? > > > > > > > > > Dear Ibifemi Steve, > > No offence, but which set did you graduate from and what grade did you make in mathematics. No offence oooo!!!! > > John 88 set > > --- On Fri, 8/29/08, [EMAIL PROTECTED] com <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> wrote: > > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] com <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> > Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR? > To: JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com > Date: Friday, August 29, 2008, 1:41 PM > > > > > Thanks Kester! I second. Let those of us young at heart enjoy ourselves. > > Akin 92 > Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile > > > From: Kester Buzugbe <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> > Date: Fri, 29 Aug 2008 10:36:30 -0700 (PDT) > To: <JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com> > Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR? > > > > > > Who be this person?What set is he from?We have settled stuff like this.So please say something else.It was not suppose to be a mathematics class it was suppose to tell you how mean........ HR personnel are.So Mr. Chike Obi keep your advice to yourself sir.Enjoy the thread. > Please let the egg heads and the whiz kids not dampen our kiddies thinking here. > Cheers > Kester Buzugbe '84 set > > > > ----- Original Message ---- > From: Ebifemi Steve <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com> > To: JosCommandos@ yahoogroups. com > Sent: Friday, 29 August, 2008 2:23:16 PM > Subject: Re: [Jos Commandos] what is HR? > > > > > > THIS JOKE IS NOT FOR INTELLECTUALS LIKE EX-COMMANDOES, IT DIDNT TAKE ME A SECOND TO FIGURE IT OUT THAT THE ARITHMETIC WAS NOT CORRECT. > please lets post reasonable jokes not just anything we find around the internet. > no offence bro. > > > > > > ----- Original Message ---- > From: TUNDE OKIKIOLU <tunde_okikiolu@ yahoo.com> > To: joscommandos@ yahoogroups. com > Cc: mutiu olawale <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com>; chuks elumeze <[EMAIL PROTECTED] com>; abiola akindele <deleabi_mavlinpro@ yahoo.com>; David Eshemitan <relativist1@ gmail.com>; kayode ogunsalu <ogunsalu2000@ yahoo.com> > Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2008 10:26:57 PM > Subject: [Jos Commandos] what is HR? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Understand what is HR > > > > After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been > promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation > and that the Company > is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to His HR Manager one > morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. > The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying. My friend, you > have not worked here for even one day. > > > > The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain. > > > > Manager:- How many days are there in a year? > > Man:- 365 days and some times 366 > > > > Manager:- how many hours make up a day? > > Man:- 24 hours > > > > Manager:- How long do you work in a day? > > Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day. > > > > Manager:- So, what > fraction > of the day do you work in hours? > > Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third) > > > > Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days? > > Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in > days) > > > > Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends? > > Man:- No sir > > > > Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends? > > Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days > > > > Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days > do you now have? > > Man:- 18 days. > > > > Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that14 > days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining? > > Man:- 4 days > > > > Manager:- Do you work on New Year day? > > Man:- No sir! > > > > Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day? > > Man:- No sir! > > > > > Manager:- > So how many days are left? > > Man:- 2 days sir! > > > > Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )? > > Man:- No sir! > > > > Manager:- So how many days are left? > > Man:- 1 day > sir! > > > > Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day? > > Man:- No sir! > > > > Manager:- So how many days are left? > > Man:- None sir! > > > > Manager:- So, what are you claiming? > > Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing Company > money all these days. > > > > Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!! > > > > Have a Nice Day. > > > > HR = HIGH RISK > > > Think Green!!! Please consider your environmental responsibility before > printing this e-mail. > > > > Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger .yahoo.com > > > > Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger .yahoo.com > > Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger .yahoo.com >
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