Nice one! Sent from my iPhone
On 16 Jun 2011, at 07:36, Kadiri Ibrahim <[email protected]> wrote: > Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't > prepared for the answer. > > In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first > witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and > asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She r...esponded, "Why, yes, I do know > you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, > you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and > you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think > you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will > amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." > > The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the > room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again > replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, > too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a > normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in > the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different > women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." > > The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to approach > the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her > if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair." > > Enjoy your day with a smile............... > > > Best Regards > Ibrahim kadiri .................Bragadoe > > "Never let them see you coming" > >
