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On Jun 16, 2011, at 10:29 AM, Zoe Mukoro-Dibie <[email protected]> wrote: > Nice one! > > Sent from my iPhone > > On 16 Jun 2011, at 07:36, Kadiri Ibrahim <[email protected]> wrote: > >> >> Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't >> prepared for the answer. >> >> In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first >> witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and >> asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She r...esponded, "Why, yes, I do know >> you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, >> you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and >> you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think >> you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will >> amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." >> >> The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the >> room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again >> replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, >> too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a >> normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in >> the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different >> women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him." >> >> The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to >> approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you >> idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair." >> >> Enjoy your day with a smile............... >> >> >> Best Regards >> Ibrahim kadiri .................Bragadoe >> >> "Never let them see you coming" >> > >
