Could someone toss this guy?

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> An old man and his wife have gone to bed.  After laying in bed for a few
> minutes the old man cut a fart and says "seven points."
> His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that?"
> The old man says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 7 to nothing."                A
> few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie, score."
> After about ten minutes later he old man farts again and says, Touchdown
> I'm ahead 14 to 7.  Now starting to get into this the wife quickly farts
> again and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
> The old man strains really hard but, to no avail he can't fart, so not
> to be outdone by his wife, he gives it everything he has and
> strains real hard to get out just one more fart.  Straining real hard the
> old man tries so hard he poops in the bed.
> The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?" The old man replies,
> "Half-time, switch sides."
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> When I don't take Beano
> I can't stop farting
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