An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the
old man cut a fart and says "seven points."
His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that?"
The old man says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 7 to nothing." A few minutes
later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie, score." After about ten minutes
later he old man farts again and says, Touchdown I'm ahead 14 to 7. Now starting to
get into this the wife quickly farts again and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
The old man strains really hard but, to no avail he can't fart, so not
to be outdone by his wife, he gives it everything he has and
strains real hard to get out just one more fart. Straining real hard the old man
tries so hard he poops in the bed.
The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?" The old man replies, "Half-time,
switch sides."
When I don't take Beano
I can't stop farting
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