> > >A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf > > >course, lined with > > >million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, > > >"Honey, be very > > >careful when you drive the ball don't knock out any windows. > > >It'll cost us a > > >fortune to fix." > > > > > >The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the > > >biggest > > >house on the course. The husband cringed and said, "I told you > > >to watch out for > > >the houses. > > >"Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see how much this is > > >going to > > >cost." > > > > > >They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come > > >on in." > > >They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a > > >broken bottle > > >lying on its side in the foyer. > > > > > >A man on the couch said, "Are you the people that broke my > > >window?" > > > > > >"Uh, yeah. Sorry about that." the husband replied. > > > > > >"No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped > > >for a > > >thousand years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to > > >grant > > >three wishes I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last > > >one for myself." > > > > > >"OK, great!" the husband said. " I want a million dollars a year > > >for the > > >rest of my life." > > > > > >"No problem-it's the least I could do. > > > > > >And you, what do you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife. > > > > > >"I want a house in every country of the world," she said. > > > > > >"Consider it done." the genie replied. > > > > > >"And what's your wish, genie?", the husband said. > > > > > >"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex > > >with a > > >woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife." > > > > > >The husband looks at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot > > >of money > > > >and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care." > > > > > >The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours. > > > > > >After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and > > >said, > > >"How old is your husband, anyway?" > > > > > >"35." she replied. > > > > > >"And he still believes in genies?....That's amazing." > ______________________________________________________ When I take a breath, I can't stop farting. And I can bee-um better than you.... ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com =========================================================================== To unsubscribe: mailto [EMAIL PROTECTED] with body: "signoff JSP-INTEREST". FAQs on JSP can be found at: http://java.sun.com/products/jsp/faq.html http://www.esperanto.org.nz/jsp/jspfaq.html
