From: J.F.
Dubya goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he opens the floor to questions.
One little boy puts up his hand and Dubya asks him what his name is.
"Billy."
"And what is your question, Billy?"
"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support
of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And
third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. Dubya informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume Dubya says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right - question
time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. Dubya points him out and asks him what his name is.
"Steve"
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?
And fifth... Whatever happened to Billy?"
----- Tamara P Duvall Lexington, Virginia, USA Formerly of Warsaw, Poland http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd/
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