> A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had > been in Canada a year or so and, although his > English was far from perfect, they got on very well. > Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and > asked him > if he could arrange a divorce for him-"very quick". > The lawyer said that the speed of getting a > divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked > him the following questions: > LAWYER: Have you any grounds ? > POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little > home with 3 bedrooms. > LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this > case?" > Pole: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he > responded. > LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?" > POLE: "No," he replied, "We have a two-car carport > and have never really needed one." > LAWYER "I mean, What are your relations like?" > POLE: "All my relations are in Poland." > LAWYER: "is there any infidelity in your marriage?" > POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set &DVD > player with 6.1 sound.We don't necessarily like the > music, but the answer to your questions is yes." > LAWYER: No, I mean Does your wife beat you up? > POLE: NO, I'm always up before her. > LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger? > POLE: NO, she white. > LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce? > POLE: SHE going to kill me. > LAWYER: What makes you think that? > POLE: I got proof. > LAWYER: What kind of proof? > POLE: She going to poison me.She buy a bottle at > the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can > read - it says, "Polish Remover".
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