From: R.P.
DON'T SKIP THE PRAYER AT THE END...IT'S PRICELESS!
A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A hearse was followed by a second one 50 feet behind it. Behind the second
hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a
short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file.
The woman couldn't overcome her curiosity. She respectfully approached the
woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know
this is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.
Whose funeral is it?"
"My husband's."
"What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband
when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two.
"May I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."
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A Woman's Prayer
Dear Lord, I pray for:
Wisdom, to understand a man;
Love, to forgive him;
and Patience, for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death.
----- Tamara P Duvall Lexington, Virginia, USA Formerly of Warsaw, Poland http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd/
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