I like it, when everyone gets hit; it's democratic :)
From: R.P.
President Bush spoke to the United Nations. The bad news, the nations are
united against us!" --Jay Leno
"President Bush addressed the United Nations General Assembly, defending the
invasion of Iraq and promising that America will spend more on foreign aid.
Bush opened the speech by saying, 'Every country gets a free car! Zimbabwe
gets a car! Argentina gets a free car! Poland gets a free car!"' --Drew
Carey
"The President opened by declaring a victory in the 'War on Rather.'" --Drew
Carey
"Bush pointed to positive signs in Iraq, like how the economy is taking off,
thanks to a booming car bomb business." --Drew Carey
President Bush spoke to the United Nations. A little later John Kerry spoke
at a live press conference that was seen around the world. And then Ralph
Nader spoke to some people who were having lunch next to him at the
International House of Pancakes." --Jay Leno
At his big press conference, John Kerry introduced his four-point plan for
Iraq. That was one point for each of his positions." --Jay Leno
"Bush and Kerry have agreed to three debates. The first debate will cover
the 1960s and the second debate the early '70s and in the third debate if
there's time, some topical issues." --Jay Leno
The vice presidential candidates will debate for 90 minutes, those are the
guidelines. ... They'll debate for 90 minutes or until someone's heart gives
out." --David Letterman
"Even though President Bush is leading in the polls, they say John Kerry's
greatest strength is that, when he's under pressure, he can turn things
around. No kidding. Sometimes he does it in the same sentence." --Jay Leno
What happened to John Edwards? You know, I thought you weren't supposed to
go into your secret location until after you're vice president!" --Jay Leno
--- Tamara P Duvall http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland) Healthy US through The No-CARB Diet: no C-heney, no A-shcroft, no R-umsfeld, no B-ush.
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