I have a feeling I've seen this one before, in the same spot - lace
chat. But it might have been a while ago, and it is funny (first things
first <g>)...
From: S.M.
� Dating After Sixty
�
� Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That
� nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with
� him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give
� him my answer." Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my
� apartment punctually at 7P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine
� suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me
� downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car . . a limousine,
� uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner . . A
� marvellous dinner - lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner
� drinks. Then we go see a show .. let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed
� it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming
� back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he
� tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!"
� Dorothy: "Goodness gracious! . . . So you are telling me I shouldn't
� go out with him?" Edna: "No, no, no . . . I'm just saying, wear an old
� dress.
�
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Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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