> > this is a new one to me - worth passing on - even for the > fathers ..... > send it to your kids - enough to scare them into being nice to you > > > > > > > > > > > This is Priceless! > > > > > > > > > When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid, > And bring so much happiness...just as they did. > I want to pay back all the joy they've provided. > Returning each deed! Oh, they'll be so excited! > (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids) > > I'll write on the wall with reds, whites and blues, > And I'll bounce on the furniture...wearing my shoes. > I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out. > I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout! > (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids) > > When they're on the phone and just out of reach, > I'll get into things like sugar and bleach. > Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head, > (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids) > > When they cook dinner and call me to eat, > I'll not eat my green beans or salad or meat, > I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table, > And when they get angry...I'll run...if I'm able! > (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids) > > I'll sit close to the TV, through the channels I'll click, > I'll cross both eyes just to see if they stick. > I'll take off my socks and throw one away, > And play in the mud 'til the end of the day! > (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids) > > And later in bed, I'll lay back and sigh, > I'll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes. > My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping, > And say with a groan, "She's so sweet when she's sleeping!" > > > > >
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