An old man, Mr Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes Nurse Tracy,' said Mr Goldstein, ' My private part died today and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry Mr Goldstein, please accept my condolences." The following day, Mr Goldstein was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out of his pyjamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr Goldstein," she said, "you shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pyjamas." "But Nurse Tracy," replied Mr Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my private part had died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pyjamas?" asked Nurse Tracy "Well," he replied, "today is the viewing..."
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