A Short Love Story
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....he in the upper bunk and she
in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into
the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied, 'Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married.' 'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed. 'Good ,'
she replied, 'Get your own d---d blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
Susan Webster
Canton, Ohio
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