There is a discussion area on the
<http://www.internationaloldlacers.org> >site called Lace
 Round Table.

The Old Lacers can always do what the League of American
Wheelmen did -- take a survey of the members, announce the
results, do the opposite of what the majority wants (be sure
to select the silliest-possible name and not do anything
else), and collapse utterly when members who feel
disenfranchised forget to pay their dues and potential new
members fail to say "Wow!  New Name!  Sign me up twice!".
Then re-form under a third name as a "buy your lace at
K-Mart" organization devoted to the proposition that it's
elitist to expect anyone to see a difference between torchon
and chantilly.  If people insist on learning to make lace
despite your assurance that only the elite can do so, sell
them copies of the horror kit.

For extra credit, establish a "lace friendly community"
program that awards certificates to cities that ban lacing
in public and erect, at great expense to the taxpayers,
lacemaking shelters with randomly-flashing brilliant lights
and frequent falls of black dust.  Though you call it a
"lacemaking shelter", it's really a roller-skating rink in
which lacemaking is grudgingly permitted.


--
Joy Beeson
west of Fort Wayne, Indiana, U.S.A.
where they are building the shelters
but have not yet forced us into them.

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