> > >---------- >To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity > > >1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With >Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer >At Passing Cars. >See If They Slow Down. > >2. On all your cheque stubs, write ' For Marijuana' > >3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. > >4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. > >5. Sing Along At The Opera. > >6. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' > >7. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling >'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' > >8. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, >We are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' > >And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity > >9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER >AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS. > >Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. It's Called >.... THERAPY > > ><ATT000011211.gif> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
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