>> >> >>SCOTCH?................ >>On the first day of school, the children >>brought gifts for their teacher. The >>supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher basket of assorted fruit. >>The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. >>The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. >>Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a >>big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and >>noticed that it was leaking a little bitÂ…She >>touched a drop oof the liquid with her finger and tasted it. >>"Is it wine?" she guessed. >>"No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, >>" Champagne ?" >>"No," said the little boy............."It's a puppy!"
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