Ha ha ha ha! Those crazy Frenchmen and their jokes.... Bravo Damian - ENCORE!
Ian (I really did try and translate with my schoolboy French. A* when that was a good grade) Sent from my iPhone > On 8 Oct 2013, at 2:01, "Jeremy Adams" <jeremyadam...@hotmail.com> wrote: > > Nice one Damien! > For those of you who don't speak French here is my translation > Deschamps made the queue at the case of the supermarket when he spotted a big > yellow canon that made the sign of the little hand.He addressed Ellen"Excuse > me you cunt?"Ellen responded seriously"I have me trumpet but I think that you > spring the father of my kids""You're not serious of the gherkins that I > sauteed on your table in front of my cousin with a beery necklace that you > copped me fuckers with a celery mussel and my possum I cucumbered in the > fire?"Uh No" replied Ellen roughly just of oreos.I am the new dominatrix of > your daughters!" > Jeremy > >> Date: Mon, 7 Oct 2013 19:49:43 +0200 >> From: pussaydam...@gmail.com >> To: leedslist@gn.apc.org >> Subject: [LU] joke du jour >> >> Didier fait la queue à la caisse du supermarché quand il remarque une >> grande blonde canon qui lui fait un petit signe de la main >> Il s 'adresse à elle >> "excusez-moi on se connait?" >> Elle répond en souriant >> "je peux me tromper mais je pense que vous etes le père d'un de mes enfants >> Le souvenir du type le renvoi vers la seule et unique fois où il a été >> infidèle et demande >> "tu ne serais pas la cochonne que j'ai sauté sur la table devant mes >> copainsl lors d'une beuverie pendant que ta copine me fouettais avec un >> céleri mouillé et me poussais 1 concombre dans le fion?" >> "Euh non"..Répond elle en rougissant jusqu aux oreilles >> "je suis la nouvelle institutrice de votre fils!" >> >> Damian ;) >> _______________________________________________ >> Leedslist mailing list >> Info and options: http://mailman.greennet.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist >> To unsubscribe, email leedslist-unsubscr...@gn.apc.org >> >> MARCHING ON TOGETHER > > _______________________________________________ > Leedslist mailing list > Info and options: http://mailman.greennet.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist > To unsubscribe, email leedslist-unsubscr...@gn.apc.org > > MARCHING ON TOGETHER _______________________________________________ Leedslist mailing list Info and options: http://mailman.greennet.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist To unsubscribe, email leedslist-unsubscr...@gn.apc.org MARCHING ON TOGETHER
