Jeremy's translation is miles better than mine ;) Didier is waiting in the queue at the supermarket. He sees a beautiful blonde babe who seems to be looking at him and making signs to him.
Didier asks her, "Do I know you" "Yes" she says, "I think that you are the father of one of my kids" Didier is gobsmacked, he thinks of the one and only time he had ever been unfaithful. "Are you the tart I took over a pool table when I was on the piss with my mates. Your friend whipped me with wet celery and stuffed a cucumber up my arse" The blonde blushed to the roots of her hair. "No" she said, "I'm your son's new teacher" On Mon, Oct 7, 2013 at 8:05 PM, Ian Murray <ianjamesmur...@hotmail.com>wrote: > Ha ha ha ha! Those crazy Frenchmen and their jokes.... > > Bravo Damian - ENCORE! > > Ian (I really did try and translate with my schoolboy French. A* when that > was a good grade) > > Sent from my iPhone > > > On 8 Oct 2013, at 2:01, "Jeremy Adams" <jeremyadam...@hotmail.com> > wrote: > > > > Nice one Damien! > > For those of you who don't speak French here is my translation > > Deschamps made the queue at the case of the supermarket when he spotted > a big yellow canon that made the sign of the little hand.He addressed > Ellen"Excuse me you cunt?"Ellen responded seriously"I have me trumpet but I > think that you spring the father of my kids""You're not serious of the > gherkins that I sauteed on your table in front of my cousin with a beery > necklace that you copped me fuckers with a celery mussel and my possum I > cucumbered in the fire?"Uh No" replied Ellen roughly just of oreos.I am the > new dominatrix of your daughters!" > > Jeremy > > > >> Date: Mon, 7 Oct 2013 19:49:43 +0200 > >> From: pussaydam...@gmail.com > >> To: leedslist@gn.apc.org > >> Subject: [LU] joke du jour > >> > >> Didier fait la queue à la caisse du supermarché quand il remarque une > >> grande blonde canon qui lui fait un petit signe de la main > >> Il s 'adresse à elle > >> "excusez-moi on se connait?" > >> Elle répond en souriant > >> "je peux me tromper mais je pense que vous etes le père d'un de mes > enfants > >> Le souvenir du type le renvoi vers la seule et unique fois où il a été > >> infidèle et demande > >> "tu ne serais pas la cochonne que j'ai sauté sur la table devant mes > >> copainsl lors d'une beuverie pendant que ta copine me fouettais avec un > >> céleri mouillé et me poussais 1 concombre dans le fion?" > >> "Euh non"..Répond elle en rougissant jusqu aux oreilles > >> "je suis la nouvelle institutrice de votre fils!" > >> > >> Damian ;) > >> _______________________________________________ > >> Leedslist mailing list > >> Info and options: > http://mailman.greennet.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist > >> To unsubscribe, email leedslist-unsubscr...@gn.apc.org > >> > >> MARCHING ON TOGETHER > > > > _______________________________________________ > > Leedslist mailing list > > Info and options: > http://mailman.greennet.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist > > To unsubscribe, email leedslist-unsubscr...@gn.apc.org > > > > MARCHING ON TOGETHER > _______________________________________________ > Leedslist mailing list > Info and options: > http://mailman.greennet.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist > To unsubscribe, email leedslist-unsubscr...@gn.apc.org > > MARCHING ON TOGETHER > _______________________________________________ Leedslist mailing list Info and options: http://mailman.greennet.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist To unsubscribe, email leedslist-unsubscr...@gn.apc.org MARCHING ON TOGETHER
