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> Date: Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:46:02 +0000> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: [EMAIL
> PROTECTED]; [email protected]> Subject: Re: [LU] NON-LU: STOP
> PRESS: The Meaning Of Liff> > > Steve> > What are you smoking? (and where can
> I get some please?) :-)> > Or have you been at the Pan-Galactic Gargle
> Blasters again?> > Steve G> > -----Original Message-----> From: [EMAIL
> PROTECTED]> [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Steve Mosley> Sent: 11
> December 2007 13:33> To: 'list leedslist'> Subject: [LU] NON-LU: STOP PRESS:
> The Meaning Of Liff> > For avid Douglas Adams fans, you'll all be pleased to
> know that a beyond> the> grave addition has been made to the W section of the
> dictionary.> > It now reads as follows:> > WOKING (participial vb.)> Standing
> in the kitchen wondering what you came in here for.> > WOODMANSEY (adv.)> The
> aghast horror experienced by users of mass communication systems> (typically
> automated email systems used in the late 20th and early 21st> century) when
> one of users of such a system does the electronic version> of> 'going
> postal':> > '... oh no, John's been booted because he's gone woodmansey
> today'> '... don't open the email today as someone's gone woodmansey...'> >
> WOOLFARDISHWORTHY (n.)> A mumbled, mispronounced or misheard word in a song,
> speech or play.> Derived> from the well-known mumbles passage in Hamlet :> >
> '...and the spurns,> That patient merit of the unworthy> ...takes> When he
> himself might his quietus> ...make> With a bare bodkin? Who>
> ....woolfardisworthy> To grunt and sweat under a weary> life?'> > Regular
> readers of The Meaning of Liff will notice the addition of> Woodmansey as an
> adverb. Previously defined as the buffer zone hamlet> between north Hull's
> council estates and the market town of Beverley,> Woodmansey now joins other
> definitions in the famous alternate> dictionary> which takes place names that
> serve little purpose and uses them to> define> the more important things in
> life.> > Of particular entertainment value is the end of the H section which>
> reads as> follows:> > HULL (adj.)> Descriptive of the smell of a weekend
> cottage.> > HUMBER (vb.)> To move like the cheeks of a very fat person as
> their car goes over a> cattle> grid.> > HUMBY (n.)> An erection which won't
> go down when a gentleman has to go for a pee in> the> middle of making love
> to someone.> > > > --> Steve Mosley> http://www.darckense.com> [EMAIL
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