You would be better off with a beer and the Viz book "Roger's Profanesaurus".
-------------------------------------------------- From: "Steve Gillen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, December 11, 2007 2:01 PM To: "Brendan Osborne" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Steve Mosley" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "list leedslist" <[email protected]> Subject: Re: [LU] NON-LU: STOP PRESS: The Meaning Of Liff > > 'kin 'ell - you mean it's real then? > > Maybe I should find a quiet corner for a "smoke" this evening......... > > > > ________________________________ > > From: Brendan Osborne [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: 11 December 2007 13:54 > To: Steve Gillen; Steve Mosley; list leedslist > Subject: RE: [LU] NON-LU: STOP PRESS: The Meaning Of Liff > > > Steve > > This is what you're looking for..... > > http://folk.uio.no/alied/TMoL.html > > > > >> Date: Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:46:02 +0000 >> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [email protected] >> Subject: Re: [LU] NON-LU: STOP PRESS: The Meaning Of Liff >> >> >> Steve >> >> What are you smoking? (and where can I get some please?) :-) >> >> Or have you been at the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters again? >> >> Steve G >> >> -----Original Message----- >> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Steve Mosley >> Sent: 11 December 2007 13:33 >> To: 'list leedslist' >> Subject: [LU] NON-LU: STOP PRESS: The Meaning Of Liff >> >> For avid Douglas Adams fans, you'll all be pleased to know that a > beyond >> the >> grave addition has been made to the W section of the dictionary. >> >> It now reads as follows: >> >> WOKING (participial vb.) >> Standing in the kitchen wondering what you came in here for. >> >> WOODMANSEY (adv.) >> The aghast horror experienced by users of mass communication systems >> (typically automated email systems used in the late 20th and early > 21st >> century) when one of users of such a system does the electronic > version >> of >> 'going postal': >> >> '... oh no, John's been booted because he's gone woodmansey today' >> '... don't open the email today as someone's gone woodmansey...' >> >> WOOLFARDISHWORTHY (n.) >> A mumbled, mispronounced or misheard word in a song, speech or play. >> Derived >> from the well-known mumbles passage in Hamlet : >> >> '...and the spurns, >> That patient merit of the unworthy >> ...takes >> When he himself might his quietus >> ...make >> With a bare bodkin? Who >> ....woolfardisworthy >> To grunt and sweat under a weary >> life?' >> >> Regular readers of The Meaning of Liff will notice the addition of >> Woodmansey as an adverb. Previously defined as the buffer zone hamlet >> between north Hull's council estates and the market town of Beverley, >> Woodmansey now joins other definitions in the famous alternate >> dictionary >> which takes place names that serve little purpose and uses them to >> define >> the more important things in life. >> >> Of particular entertainment value is the end of the H section which >> reads as >> follows: >> >> HULL (adj.) >> Descriptive of the smell of a weekend cottage. >> >> HUMBER (vb.) >> To move like the cheeks of a very fat person as their car goes over a >> cattle >> grid. >> >> HUMBY (n.) >> An erection which won't go down when a gentleman has to go for a pee > in >> the >> middle of making love to someone. >> >> >> >> -- >> Steve Mosley >> http://www.darckense.com >> [EMAIL PROTECTED] >> >> >> _______________________________________________ >> the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list >> administrators accept no liability for the personal views and opinions >> of contributors. >> Leedslist mailing list >> [email protected] >> http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist >> DELETE THE FOOTERS WHEN REPLYING YOU LAZY SODS!!!! >> DELETE THE FOOTERS WHEN REPLYING YOU LAZY SODS!!!! >> >> _______________________________________________ >> the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list > administrators accept no liability for the personal views and opinions > of contributors. >> Leedslist mailing list >> [email protected] >> http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist >> DELETE THE FOOTERS WHEN REPLYING YOU LAZY SODS!!!! >> DELETE THE FOOTERS WHEN REPLYING YOU LAZY SODS!!!! > > > > ________________________________ > > Need to make secret plans about Christmas? 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