Two London businessmen were sitting down for a break in their
soon-to-be new store.
As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going
to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious
Yorkshireman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Yorkshire
accent asked "What's tha sellin' 'ere?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling arse-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the Yorkshireman said,
"Tha's doing well ... Only two left!"
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