A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an elderly lady sitting on her
front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't
help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"*
I smoke fifty woodbines a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a
nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Bell's every
week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, have sex with
anyone I fancy, and don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
"Thirty-four," she replied.
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