A London couple decide to move north and trade in their Chelsea flat for a country cottage with an acre of land.
First on the estate agents list is way up on the moors, delightful stone built cottage, huge range in the kitchen, chintz everywhere just what they want.
Out into the garden honeysuckle, climbing roses, plentiful rhubarb and birdsong - and a blue painted wooden shed housing the long drop earth closet.
"What's that?" demands the woman, opening the door "Why that's the toilet, lady" replies the estate agent "But it doesn't even have a lock on the door!" "Don't worry thasen we've not had so much as a single one stolen." _______________________________________________ the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. Leedslist mailing list [email protected] http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist Sorry Macca - it's the curse of Bates old lad
