On Saturday 14 July 2001 08:11 pm, you wrote:
> dep wrote:
> > On Friday 13 July 2001 08:18 pm, Lee wrote:
> > | Hide the cookie jar mother! The boobs and cockroaches are at it
> > | again! Does this suit mean that I can sue the racetrack and other
> > | horse owners if the horse I bet on lost even if it was a 100 to 1
> > | shot? Unfortunately, they'll probably win. I believe there is a
> > | section of the Endangered Species Act dealing with the protection
> > | of the North American Greedy Lawyer Hirer who invest in the initial
> > | offerings of companies like usedtoiletpaper.com
> >
> > this festering infection isn't, alas, unique to north america, as
> > witness the equally ridiculous german adobe nonsense involving
> > killustrator which, it appears, will be settled with no one injured
> > and only about 10 orders of magnitude more work and fuss than there
> > would have been had adobe merely approached the kde folk and stated
> > their objections.
> >
> > but the u.s. situation is quite bad enough on its own, and without
> > vast tort reform -- including, perhaps, the public execution of a
> > plaintiff's lawyer chosen at random daily
> >
> >Snip
>
> How about we amend the Constitution to allow for a two week hunting season
> on all lawyers (including those in public office and on the bench). Because
> of the expected popularity of the hunt , licenses may have to be issued by
> lottery. All proceeds shall be used to pay game wardens to insure that bag
> limits, tagging, and size limits are adhered to. Any funds left over can be
> deposited in a fund to pay off the plaintiffs in frivolous law suits. While
> this wouldn't stop greed or frivolous lawsuits it would keep the herd of
> lawyers from overgrazing the economy.
Sounds good to me. When does it start?
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Rick Sivernell
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