Louis and all other interested parties,

  Louis, you are full of it buddy.  I nearly fell out of my chair
laughing when I read this nonsense....  Get a grip fella, will ya!

ICANN, INC. wrote:

>  *** Attention ***
>
>  It's that time again!
>
>  As many of you know, each leap year the Internet must be shut down for 24
>  hours in order to allow us to clean it.  The cleaning process, which
>  eliminates dead email and inactive ftp, www and gopher sites, allows for
>  a better-working and faster Internet.
>
>  This year, the cleaning process will take place from 12:01 a.m. GMT on
>  April 1 until 12:01 a.m. GMT on April 2.  During that 24-hour period,
>  five powerful Internet-crawling robots situated around the world will
>  search the Internet and delete any data that they find.
>
>  In order to protect your valuable data from deletion we ask that you do
>  the following:
>
>  1.  Disconnect all terminals and local area networks from their Internet
>  connections.
>
>  2.  Shut down all Internet servers, or disconnect them from the Internet.
>
>  3.  Disconnect all disks and hardrives from any connections to the
>  Internet.
>
>  4.  Refrain from connecting any computer to the Internet in any way.
>
>  We understand the inconvenience that this may cause some Internet users,
>  and we apologize.  However, we are certain that any inconveniences will
>  be more than made up for by the increased speed and efficiency of the
>  Internet, once it has been cleared of electronic flotsam and jetsam.
>
>  We thank you for your cooperation.
>
>  Louis Touton
>  Grand Galactic Council
>  ICANN, INC.

Regards,
--
Jeffrey A. Williams
Spokesman INEGroup (Over 95k members strong!)
CEO/DIR. Internet Network Eng/SR. Java/CORBA Development Eng.
Information Network Eng. Group. INEG. INC.
E-Mail [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Contact Number:  972-447-1894
Address: 5 East Kirkwood Blvd. Grapevine Texas 75208



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