An oldie but goodie from Clubber Lang. It was so funny I saved it: -----Original Message----- From: Clubber Lang [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Wednesday, July 13, 2005 1:20 PM To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues Subject: Re: Get off this list
You need to unsubscribe. Here's how: First, ask your Internet Provider to mail you an Unsubscribing Kit. Then follow these directions. The kit will most likely be the standard no-fault type. Depending on requirements, System A and/or System B can be used. When operating System A, depress lever and a plastic dalkron unsubscriber will be dispensed through the slot immediately underneath. When you have fastened the adhesive lip, attach connection marked by the large "X" outlet hose. Twist the silver-colored ring one inch below the connection point until you feel it lock. The kit is now ready for use. The List-Eliminator is activated by the small switch on the lip. When securing, twist the ring back to its initial condition, so that the two orange lines meet. Disconnect. Place the dalkron unsubscriber in the vacuum receptacle to the rear. Activate by pressing the blue button. The controls for System B are located on the opposite side. The red release switch places the List-Eliminator into position; it can be adjusted manually up or down by pressing the blue manual release button. The opening is self- adjusting. To secure after use, press the green button, which simultaneously activates the evaporator and returns the List-Eliminator to its storage position. You may log off if the green exit light is on over the evaporator . If the red light is illuminated, one of the List-Eliminator requirements has not been properly implemented. Press the "List Guy" call button on the right of the evaporator . He will secure all facilities from his control panel. To use the Auto-Unsub, first undress and place all your clothes in the clothes rack. Put on the velcro slippers located in the cabinet immediately below. Enter the shower, taking the entire kit with you. On the control panel to your upper right upon entering you will see a "Shower seal" button. Press to activate. A green light will then be illuminated immediately below. On the intensity knob, select the desired setting. Now depress the Auto-Unsub activation lever. Bathe normally. The Auto-Unsub will automatically go off after three minutes unless you activate the "Manual off" override switch by flipping it up. When you are ready to leave, press the blue "Shower seal" release button. The door will open and you may leave. Please remove the Velcro slippers and place them in their container. If you prefer the ultrasonic log-off mode, press the indicated blue button. When the twin panels open, pull forward by rings A & B. The knob to the left, just below the blue light, has three settings, low, medium or high. For normal use, the medium setting is suggested. After these settings have been made, you can activate the device by switching to the "ON" position the clearly marked red switch. If during the unsubscribing operation, you wish to change the settings, place the "manual off" override switch in the "OFF" position. You may now make the change and repeat the cycle. When the green exit light goes on, you may log off and have lunch. Please close the door behind you. From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Jonathan Link Sent: Tuesday, June 16, 2015 11:11 AM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: [NTSysADM] Address change Might be challenging if he didn't retain the original email when he subscribed. It appears that the web page on MyITForum doesn't list the NTSysADM and Exchange lists. The following should work... 1. Create a new email. 2. In the TO: line of the email, input the following email address: [email protected]<mailto:[email protected]> 3. Now, in the BODY of the email (NOT the subject line), use any of the following commands: Help - Replies to the email with basic instructions on using List Serv Commands. Help "listname" - Replies to the email with the contents of the Help E-Mail for that list. List - Replies to the email with a list of all available lists. Subscribe "listname" - Adds your email address to the subscribers list of the mailing list. Unsubscribe "listname" - Removes your email address from the subscribers list for the mailing list. Set mode digest "listname" - Sets your email address to receive emails in digest mode, which will send all messages for the list combined into one email at regular intervals. Set mode standard "listname" - Sets your email address to receive emails in standard mode (the default), which will send messages one at a time to your email account. My guess is that this list's listname is NTSysADM On Tue, Jun 16, 2015 at 11:23 AM, Steven M. Caesare <[email protected]<mailto:[email protected]>> wrote: Unsub/resub? -sc -----Original Message----- From: [email protected]<mailto:[email protected]> [mailto:[email protected]<mailto:[email protected]>] On Behalf Of Hank Arnold Sent: Tuesday, June 16, 2015 11:22 AM To: [email protected]<mailto:[email protected]> Subject: [NTSysADM] Address change I need the e-mail address associated with this group changed from [email protected]<mailto:[email protected]> to HankArnold68 [at] gmail [dot] com Regards, Hank Arnold Microsoft MVP - Consumer Security My Blog: http://it.toolbox.com/blogs/personal-pc-assistant/ Twitter: @Hank_PCDoc Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/hank.arnold.96
