Satan says...

[Andrew Bowman]

Check out:
http://www.microsoft.com/windows2000/library/resources/reskit/rktour/pro/pro
_tools.asp
to see a list of the things in the Win2Kpro resource kit - including this
useful gem:

Activeperl.exe
Active Perl Scripting Language
C-like scripting language ported from UNIX to Windows 2000.

Sounds a bit like an Alastair Campbell style version of reality...

Andrew.