For the benefit of those not at the, err, awards ceremony last nigth -
thsirts, emblazoned with the slogan 'perl is my b**ch' are now available
(in sizes XXL, XL, L and M) for the bargain price of 10 pounds sterling.
The logo looks something like http://ben.profero.com/~simon/bitch2.gif
except the t-shirts are a darker blue.
The back enlightens anyone foolish enough to be stalking you that you
are a sensible person and that you 'use strict;'
Satisfied customers so far include StormenGruppenFuhrer Cross, Uber Kook
grep, Leon 'I get everywhere' Brocard, Mark 'I knocked up a Perl module
Christmas Calendar in just 3 hours with a hangover and all I got for it
was this lousy t-shirt' Fowler, The entire Oven collective, two random
girls in the pub last night whos birthday it was, Dean and Aaaron who
have recently been kidnapped from the Oven collective and
successfully[0] deprogrammed, Mr 'Evil Empire' Stevens, Leo 'confusingly
like Leon' Lapworth and many more. Marcel - I will try and get yours to
Vienna by Tuesday but it might be easier to get it to the States instead
- have you got an address there?
Buy one for yourself, buy one for your kids, buy one for Randal. But act
fats as these are limited edition and there are only twenty left (with
very few XXL among them).
Cheques should be made payable to me, Simon Wistow and sent to
7 Mossington Gardens
London
SE16 2DZ
although you should probably email me first to check to see if your
order can be fufilled.
For Merkins and other aliens on the list who would wish to (and why
wouldn't they) purchase this year's most sort after garment then some
arrangement can probably be made.
Remember this offer is *not* available in any shops so call now to avoid
disapointment. Our highly trained alcoholics are waiting to collect your
order.
Simon
[0] see, there is hope
