Simon Wistow wrote:
Any left (in XL or L depending on how L they are ;-)
Greg
>
> For the benefit of those not at the, err, awards ceremony last nigth -
> thsirts, emblazoned with the slogan 'perl is my b**ch' are now available
> (in sizes XXL, XL, L and M) for the bargain price of 10 pounds sterling.
>
> The logo looks something like http://ben.profero.com/~simon/bitch2.gif
>
> except the t-shirts are a darker blue.
>
> The back enlightens anyone foolish enough to be stalking you that you
> are a sensible person and that you 'use strict;'
>
> Satisfied customers so far include StormenGruppenFuhrer Cross, Uber Kook
> grep, Leon 'I get everywhere' Brocard, Mark 'I knocked up a Perl module
> Christmas Calendar in just 3 hours with a hangover and all I got for it
> was this lousy t-shirt' Fowler, The entire Oven collective, two random
> girls in the pub last night whos birthday it was, Dean and Aaaron who
> have recently been kidnapped from the Oven collective and
> successfully[0] deprogrammed, Mr 'Evil Empire' Stevens, Leo 'confusingly
> like Leon' Lapworth and many more. Marcel - I will try and get yours to
> Vienna by Tuesday but it might be easier to get it to the States instead
> - have you got an address there?
>
> Buy one for yourself, buy one for your kids, buy one for Randal. But act
> fats as these are limited edition and there are only twenty left (with
> very few XXL among them).
>
> Cheques should be made payable to me, Simon Wistow and sent to
>
> 7 Mossington Gardens
> London
> SE16 2DZ
>
> although you should probably email me first to check to see if your
> order can be fufilled.
>
> For Merkins and other aliens on the list who would wish to (and why
> wouldn't they) purchase this year's most sort after garment then some
> arrangement can probably be made.
>
> Remember this offer is *not* available in any shops so call now to avoid
> disapointment. Our highly trained alcoholics are waiting to collect your
> order.
>
> Simon
>
> [0] see, there is hope
