I don't normally forward things around, but the program showing at 1:30am
swayed me.
/me goes back to lurking in the shadows.
---- Begin forwarded message ----
TALIBAN T.V. SCHEDULE
6.00 G-Had TV. Morning prayers.
8.30 Talitubbies. Talitubbies say "Ah-ah". Dipsy and
Tinky-Winky repair a Stinger missile launcher.
9.00 Shouts of Praise. More prayers.
11.00 Jihad's Army. The Kandahar-on-Sea battalion
repulse another attack by evil, imperialist, Zionist
backed infidels.
12.00 Ready, Steady, Jihad! Celebrities make
lethal devices out of everyday objects.
12.30 Panoramadan. The programme reports on
Americas attempts to take over the world.
13.30 Xena: Modestly dressed Housewife. Xena stays
at home and does some cooking.
14.00 Only Fools and Camels. Dhal-Boy offloads some
Chinese rocket launchers to Hamas.
14.30 Green Peter. The total of Kalashnikovs bought
by the milk bottle top appeal is revealed.
15.00 Madrasah Challenge. Two more Islamic colleges
meet. Bambah Kaskhain asks the questions.'Starter
for ten, no praying.'
15.30 I Love 629. A look back at the events of the
year, including the Prophet's entry into Mecca, and
pagan idols.
16.00 Question Time. Members of the public face
questions from political and religious leaders.
17.00 Koranation Street. Deirdrie faces execution
by stoning for adultery.
17.30 Middle-East Enders. The entire cast is jailed
for unislamic behaviour.
18.00 Holiday. The team go on pilgrimage to Mecca.
Again.
18.30 Top of the Prophets. Will the Koran be No.1
for the 63,728th week running?
19.00 Who wants to be a Mujahadin? Mahmoud Tarran
asks the questions. Will contestants phone a mullah,
go 'inshallah', or ask the Islamic council?
20.00 FILM: Shariah's Angels. The three burkha-clad
sleuths go undercover to expose an evil scheme to educate women.
21.30 Big Brother. Who will be taken out of the
house and executed this week?
22.30 Shahs in their Eyes. More hopefuls imitate
famous destroyers of the infidel.
23.30 They think it's Allah over. Quiz culminating
in the 'don't feel it the Mullah' round.
0.00 When Imams attack. Amusing footage shot
secretly in mosques. The filmers were also secretly
shot.
12.30 a.m. The West Bank Show. Arts programme
looking at anti-Israel graffiti art in the occupied
territories.
1.30 Bhuffi the Infidel Slayer.
2.00 A book at bedtime. The Koran. Again
---- End forwarded message ----
--
For the wanderer, each person one meets might act as an "angel", each shrine
one visits may unlock some initiatic dream, each experience of Nature may
vibrate with the presence of some "spirit of place". Indeed, even the
mundane and ordinary may suddenly be seen as numinous (as in the great
travel haiku of the Japanese Zen poet Basho) - a face in the crowd at a
railway station, crows on telephone wires, sunlight in a puddle...
- Hakim Bey, "Overcoming Tourism"
