* Natalie Ford ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) wrote:
> On Thu, Nov 29, 2001 at 03:41:54PM +0000, Greg McCarroll wrote:
> > I found this funny ....
> >   http://www.fridgemagnet.org.uk/kitchen.html
> 
> You didn't write it, did you?  No offense, but I know how you
> dislike correct English...  :)

Nope, although the guy was doing the same degree as me but a year or
two below, at least the information on his site would indicate that he
was, I don't ever remember seeing him, meaning he probably went to
lectures instead of the uni bar ;-)

Besides the clues that I didn't write it are as follows .....

> e.g. (on http://www.fridgemagnet.org.uk/kitchen3.html):
> "This peculiar-looking item is called a fucking sponge. You use it
                                                        ^
                                                        Some strange
                                                        dot has landed
                                                        on the page
                                                        here, he also
                                                        uses something
                                                        called
                                                        "paragraphs"

> in tangent with the water and the washing-up liquid to wipe the
                                           ^
                                           If in doubt type two words
                                           instead of one, don't use
                                           the first symbol of the
                                           arrow operator

> crap off the plates, bowls, glasses, mugs and cutlery that you
> leave festering around the house, like little anthrax bombs around
> in your wake."
          ^
          I'd probably spell this week, just to give people the
          challenge of figuring out what I was on about

Also he is in favour of doing the dishes, something I certainly would
not encourage ;-)

Greg

-- 
Greg McCarroll                                 http://217.34.97.146/~gem/

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