[EMAIL PROTECTED] was thus ridiculed: > "Le petit bonhomme rondouillard qui nous fait la pre'sentation est une > pa^te d'englishman"
Try this: NAME Defense::de::Gourmander - stop people slurping your database SYNOPSIS if ($ddg->over_limit($ip_address)) { shrug ("Bof"); # my computer is overloaded by artificial queries gesticulate ("Mon ordinateur est tout-a-fait foutu, apres les grosses questions artificielles"); $ddg->send_response(506, "Get your own bloody atlas"); }; DESCRIPTION What constitutes acceptable behaviour varies from place to place. This module deals with the situation where someone, somewhere thinks it's acceptable to bash your search system with requests for cities with names like "P*", and you think it isn't. Of course, you _could_ build your database robustly enough to handle the load - but, to be honest, it would be more English to have a vague, old, incomprehensible rule which you enforce sporadically, and when in the mood. ... Ti'