Kind Regards
Asim Shahzad SURA
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Sent: Tuesday, September 9, 2008 3:20:03 AM
Subject: Fw: Politicians
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Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on. The first
surgeon says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you
open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside
them is colour-coded.'
The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best; everything
inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know, I like construction workers. Those
guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when
the job takes longer than you said it would.'
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no brains
and no spine, and there are only two moving parts, the mouth and the a--hole -
and they are interchangeable.
Bina Mohammed Khan
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