hOt rEgardS froM thE islAndS of sumBawA How do you know if you're in love, in lust, or really married? LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE - When your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care. LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love." LUST - All the other times. MARRIAGE - What's intercourse? LOVE - When you share everything you own. LUST - When you think twice about giving your partner bus money. MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything. LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax. LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax. MARRIAGE - What's a climax? LOVE - When you write poems about your partner. LUST - When all you write is your phone number. MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks. LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner. LUST- When you only ever see each other in the bedroom. MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake. LOVE - When your heart flutters everytime you see them. LUST - When your groin twitches everytime you see them. MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties every time you see them. LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not to think about. LUST - When staying together is something you try not to think about. MARRIAGE - When just getting through today is your only thought. LOVE - When you're interested in everything your partner does. LUST - When you're only interested in one thing. MARRIAGE - When you're interested in is your golf score. >>>> 2.5 Mbps InternetShop >> InternetZone << Margonda Raya 340 <<<< To unsubscribe, e-mail : [EMAIL PROTECTED] To subscribe, e-mail : [EMAIL PROTECTED] Autoresponders Netiket : [EMAIL PROTECTED]
