Great one.. One that had me rolling was:
BUG REPORTS TO /dev/null Succinctly put! Joyce ----- Original Message ----- From: Fred Bbaale <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Date: Thu, 30 Sep 2004 16:28:38 +0300 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: [LUG] Microsoft Internet Exploder for Linux > With rumors about the impending doom^H^H^H^Hrelease of Microsoft > Internet Exploder for Linux, I decided to get a jump on things and > create a man page for IE. > > IE has been such a security problem for Windoze users, that it stands to > reason that Microsoft won't deprive the Linux/UNIX community of such > quality work. > > (I was going to save this and release it as an April Fools joke for 98, > but I couldn't wait that long.. :-) > > Robbie > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > IE(1) IE(1) > > NAME > ie - Microsoft Internet Explorer > > SYNOPSIS > ie [ -acfghkp ] [ -m alternate-passwd-file ] [ -length of time ] > > DESCRIPTION > Ie is the web browser. The only web browser. Netscape is > irrelevant. Opera is irrelevant. Ie is your master. Kneel. > > There are two ways to use ie: non-executed binary and > insecure mode. The non-executed binary is the mode ie > ships in. There are no flags or directions for use in this > mode. > > Options are: > > -a > > -c Clear filesystem. Ie will delete all files for which > it has write permission on all mounted filesystems. > After the first pass, Ie will begin attempts at obtaining > root access so that the remaining files can be removed. > > -f Same as -c, except that ie will immediately begin > attempting root access, and will newfs all mounted > filesystems. > > -h Hack. Lets you link to other systems running ie and > obtain their passwd files. > > -k Randomly coredump. If you specify a valid mailbox name > in parens, ie will mail the coredump to them. > > -p Post /etc/passwd to alt.2600. > > -m [alternate] Gives you the opportunity to specify an alternate > passwd file to post. > > -length How long should ie run crack on the passwd file before > attempting to post? > > AUTHOR > The usual gang of idiots. > > BUGS > See printed ie documentation: "Problems with IE", volumes > 1-14, availible in hardcover from Microsoft Press. > > The -g option is not implemented. > > FILES > /etc/passwd System password file. > /usr/local/bin/crack crack binary. > /usr/local/bin/ie IE binary. > > DIAGNOSTICS > If ie crashes, simply reboot system to restore stability. > > BUG REPORTS TO > /dev/null > > COPYRIGHTS > Microsoft Corporation. Don't even THINK about crossing us. > (This disclaimer does not apply to Ms. Janet Reno). > > _______________________________________________ > LUG mailing list > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > http://kym.net/mailman/listinfo/lug > %LUG is generously hosted by INFOCOM http://www.infocom.co.ug/ -- _____________________________________________________________ Web-based SMS services available at http://www.operamail.com. >From your mailbox to local or overseas cell phones. Powered by Outblaze _______________________________________________ LUG mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://kym.net/mailman/listinfo/lug %LUG is generously hosted by INFOCOM http://www.infocom.co.ug/
